schnoozer

a tobacco cigarette

term mainly used in the boonies of Pennsylvania

dude, i need a schnoozer hardcore

by Beef October 14, 2003

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

schnilzer

Another name for a water bong.

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

Schnozer

A person's nose

Jannick booped Karyn's schnozer

by MeiMuz October 16, 2021

Underqualified Schnauzer

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018

schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

by duchened February 20, 2013