schnookered 

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

schnookered by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnookered 

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

schnookered by Dawnr June 10, 2007

shnockered 

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

shnookered 

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schnokered 

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005