schmoozery

Sweet talking someone for a favor that benefits you.

I’m going to use some schmoozery with the receptionist to get in to my appointment early.

by Semiguy62 June 10, 2022

schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want

My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.

by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012

schmooze

Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.

Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004