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Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.
"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB
Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

Schlevan 

Having intercourse with your girlfriend just so she will shut-up.
My girlfriend was being a bitch, and so i slapped her the schlevan.
Schlevan by BeerNinjaDeathMove February 25, 2011
One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.
Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world
scheiman by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

Schneeman 

Most commonly a whore found in the slums of Westmonster stroking herself with loofah and a pound of mayonaise.
Peepaw: I was walking by ANW the other day and saw Schneeman stroking Andys dick.

Mimnaw: Shcneeeeeeee MAN! cool dick!
Schneeman by PEEPEESHESHE March 6, 2009
One who engages in delusional definitions of himself that are entirely inaccurate; Scheimans are also infamous for pioneering the practice of necro-pedophilia.
Don't listen to that Scheiman, his charities usually just raise awareness about necro-pedophiliac rights.
v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth
v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.
Schleiman by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005