schmevan 

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

schmevan by Yo MoMmAaA February 16, 2008

SCHMEVINS 

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

SCHMEVINS by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Schlevan 

Having intercourse with your girlfriend just so she will shut-up.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, and so i slapped her the schlevan.

Schlevan by BeerNinjaDeathMove February 25, 2011

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Von Schmeganhausen 

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

Von Schmeganhausen by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

shmevans 

To show affection to someone...it's pretty self explanatory...

Jim Boothe shmevans a freshman girl.

shmevans by Shicah Michalford December 18, 2007

Schmevin 

An alternate word for the insult "retard". More discrete insult

That guy is a schmevin.

Look at that schmevin pissing into the wind.

Schmevin by THE REAL ELVIS July 8, 2011