Top definition
1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"
Damn, that's a schmevan right there.
by Yo MoMmAaA February 15, 2008
Get the mug
Get a schmevan mug for your dog James.