Schlevan

Having intercourse with your girlfriend just so she will shut-up.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, and so i slapped her the schlevan.

by BeerNinjaDeathMove February 25, 2011

schleven

To venture with at least one other person to the popular convenience store, 7-11, outside the hours of 11pm and 7am.

Dude, I don't want to do my homework, let's get a group together and schleven.

by ManicMarsBar January 12, 2009

Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

schmevan

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

by Yo MoMmAaA February 16, 2008

Schevangelist

A scheming evangelist.
A charasmatic con-man.

George Bush is quite the schevangelist.

by DowJonez October 18, 2008

schlavant

A cross between a schlemiel and a savant. A person with savant-like knowledge who is still one of life's losers.

"My brother, the schlavant, knows every street in the city, but he always grabs the uptown train when he wants to go downtown."

by Johnnyfed November 23, 2019