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schneelb 

when someone uses the term 'schneelb', it usually means that you are a shitty bumhole who needs cleaning. sometimes it can be shortened to schne which means that u are just a bumhole.
if someone decides to call you a shitty bumhole, I give u permission to smack that bitch all the way to Korea and back.
'YOU'RE SUCH A SCHNEELB, GAVIN"
schneelb by redthaicurry September 10, 2020
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Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schnellback 

A long line of German and Czechoslovakian blood that is extremely lucky. Not to be confused with Schwartzenegger or Schellenbach.
Drip drip drip that Schnellback all over ya!
Schnellback by Martin McFly March 10, 2015

Schneebaum  

Pronounced Shnee·bomb

V.

1) To engage in anal copulation with a member of the same-sex by force Related Words: rape,sodomize

2) To defeat someone absolutely in any activity
Related Words: Own,Pwn

1) Dude, at the party last night, I hella slipped Daniel a ruffee and schneebaumed him 'till dawn.

2) Dude, get online so I can schneebaum you in Counter-Strike
Schneebaum by Mr.Waffles March 5, 2008

schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009
A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.
Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.
Schneeb by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.
Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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