Schneeb

A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.

Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.

by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneeb

A person with unusually pale skin, sunken cheekbones, and tired eyes but who has the spirit of a warrior and the kindness of an angel.

I really admire that schneeb - luke modric - from Croatia.

by Duckbong July 15, 2018

Schneeb

To wipe something that shouldnt be wiped

"William Shatner will you please stop schneebing my dog"

by Dom Hague May 19, 2008

Schneeb

A nerd, lower, "weenie," named after Ned Schneebly from School of Rock.

"Let's invite Carl to the party tonight."
"No way he's a total schneeb, he'll drink all the wine coolers and talk everyone's ear off about chess drama."

by Fluffhead618 October 24, 2022

Schneebs

Slang for Cigarettes

Hey Jack, can i borrow 10 bucks for a pack of Schneebs?

by DannyBoyFromOz March 15, 2007

Schneebs & Tweebs

The act of getting together with one or more people and smoking the herb, otherwise known as marijuana. It is not just the act of smoking which makes "schneebs & tweebs" what it is, but the act of chilling too.

Schneebs & tweebs!!!!

by Joom Joom June 2, 2010

Schneeb

Loving slang for sheep derived from (but not really related to) the name of Ned Schneebly from School of Rock.

In Settlers of Catan sessions:
"Hey, I'll trade you a schneeb for some wheat."

In the wild:
"Look at all the cute lil schneebs! 😊"

by convincingthemasses November 22, 2022