Schneeb

A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.

Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.

by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneeb

A person with unusually pale skin, sunken cheekbones, and tired eyes but who has the spirit of a warrior and the kindness of an angel.

I really admire that schneeb - luke modric - from Croatia.

by Duckbong July 15, 2018

Schneeb

To wipe something that shouldnt be wiped

"William Shatner will you please stop schneebing my dog"

by Dom Hague May 19, 2008

Schneeb

A nerd, lower, "weenie," named after Ned Schneebly from School of Rock.

"Let's invite Carl to the party tonight."
"No way he's a total schneeb, he'll drink all the wine coolers and talk everyone's ear off about chess drama."

by Fluffhead618 October 24, 2022

Schneeb

A small morsel of an array of the food on ones plate remaining once one has almost finished eating

Oh Peter you cannot leave those delicious schneebs behind on your plate. Let me schneeb those for you...

by Schneeb master April 26, 2019

Schneeb

Loving slang for sheep derived from (but not really related to) the name of Ned Schneebly from School of Rock.

In Settlers of Catan sessions:
"Hey, I'll trade you a schneeb for some wheat."

In the wild:
"Look at all the cute lil schneebs! 😊"

by convincingthemasses November 22, 2022

Schneeb'd

Verb, the acted of being fatally stabbed and/or "shanked" in a tight alleyway. Named after the titular martyr Schneeb Stronk who met his timely demise in the exact same manner

Person 1: Did you hear about the lad that got schneeb'd last night?
Person 2: What.

by Konelious November 24, 2021