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schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009
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Schnaegle 

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')
Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!
Schnaegle by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Sceney Sceneable 

A character who parodies Kiki Kannibal, played by actress/stickam rival Stevie Ryan in a series of videos which star Adam Paranoia playing Hilton Suicide (parody of John Hock ), Chris Crocker playing Mama Kannibal, and of course, Stevie Ryan playing Sceney Sceneable. The videos can be seen on Stevie Ryan's youtube channel.
Sceney Sceneable: Guess what?

Friend: What?

Sceney Sceneable: I'm pregnant!

Friend: ...Get an abortion.
Sceney Sceneable by baaramewe October 18, 2008

Shneebles 

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.
guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.
Shneebles by annigans October 18, 2011

Schneebaum  

Pronounced Shnee·bomb

V.

1) To engage in anal copulation with a member of the same-sex by force Related Words: rape,sodomize

2) To defeat someone absolutely in any activity
Related Words: Own,Pwn
1) Dude, at the party last night, I hella slipped Daniel a ruffee and schneebaumed him 'till dawn.

2) Dude, get online so I can schneebaum you in Counter-Strike
Schneebaum by Mr.Waffles March 5, 2008

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014
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