Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.

Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"

Schneebo-ing by The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube November 26, 2005

schneeblings

The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.

Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?

schneeblings by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007