schnaust
my dead cat
schnaust by nickhelmsmn July 27, 2017
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schnasty
fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.
A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
schnasty by angus bohanon July 9, 2006
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schnaust • schnasty • schnaus • Schnapsterbate • schnarsty • schnast • schnaut • Schnautzerwhop • Schnautzing • ulrich schnauss
ulrich schnauss
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004
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ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004
Schnautzing
“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”
"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
Schnautzing by Chattha November 6, 2019
Schnapsterbate
Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Schnapsterbate by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010
Schnautzerwhop
1. The act of airhumping extremely hard in public areas.
2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).
2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).
"Did you see me schnautzerwhopping in that parade? I totally knocked over the whole entire drumline."
"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."
All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.
"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."
All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.
Schnautzerwhop by Kapain Kick Ass November 19, 2011
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