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schnaust 

my dead cat
my cat schnaust is dead
schnaust by nickhelmsmn July 27, 2017
Words you can keep

schnasty 

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.
A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
schnasty by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

ulrich schnauss 

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

ulrich schnauss 

- God of music
- Godlike music
A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss
ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004

Schnautzing 

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular
“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
Schnautzing by Chattha November 6, 2019

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnautzerwhop 

1. The act of airhumping extremely hard in public areas.

2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).
"Did you see me schnautzerwhopping in that parade? I totally knocked over the whole entire drumline."

"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."

All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.
Schnautzerwhop by Kapain Kick Ass November 19, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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