schnaut

An old-world (1300s) Austrian dinner dish made from the snout of a dog. Often meticulously prepared, schnaut-making techniques have been handed down through generations of Schnauthoffen - the people of lower South-southeastern Austria. Schnaut is frequently referred to as "crazy, old grandma's dish," or, "what the fuck is that?"

Due to modern restrictions and the advancement of social mores on eating dog, schnaut became passe, and then illegal, in 1922.

Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's house for dinner. She's gonna serve schanut, and I HATE schnaut! All that hair and stuff. Ick."

by Phil Saberhagen April 5, 2008

Pool Schnaupping

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schnau

particularly pungent marijuana.

Damn son, that schnau smells tastykakes. Is your dude holding more?

by reidale October 7, 2008

schnasty

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.

A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

Underqualified Schnauzer

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018

schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013