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schnast

1) ugly

2) gross or disgusting

Very commonly but not exclusively used to describe the physical appearance of a person

An alternate form of schnasty
1) Him: I'm watching a chick flick right now. "In Her Shoes." Sexy party girl Cameron Diaz screws up the life of buttoned up and prim and proper Toni Collette. Very well-shot and edited. Great sound editing. A very UN-maudlin script.
You'd hate it. :-):-)

Me: of course. mainly because cameron diaz is schnast

2) Dude, you put hot sauce in your Dr Pepper? That's schnast!
by Pahn December 10, 2011
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Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted
by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
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schwasty

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.
by K-noodle October 2, 2009
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Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
by Schwasted January 19, 2009
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schnasty

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.
A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
by angus bohanon July 9, 2006
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schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.
"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."
by slagitor November 1, 2013
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Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.
by Wastey Face January 7, 2011
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