Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

Schmump by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

Schmump

/schmump/ n. A term of endearment; a cross between pumpkin and sugar; Andrew Reale; one who possesses a perfectly round muffin-like coolie.

/schmumping/ v. Wiggling; moping; snuggling; nuzzling; lying; eating; traveling; scooching; whining; jumping around excitedly.

To the boy snuggling into the covers on a late Saturday morning: "You're such a schmump."

To the boy dilly-dallying on the computer rather than going outside to enjoy the rare sunny day: "Stop schmumping around; it's getting late."

Related forms:
schmump-ful, adjective
schmump⋅less, adjective ("Don't leave me schmumpless")
schmump⋅like, adjective

Schmump by spesh AKA abbrev of special June 27, 2009

schmump

Person who is sad, grumpy or mopey.

She's such a schmumpkin, she's been real schmumpy lately, what is she schmumping about?

schmump by pbimpette November 7, 2009

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009