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An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.
That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit
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2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
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An underappreciated gem of a joke
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An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra
Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.
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Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"
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