A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

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Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

Schmeckus by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

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schmookus pookus

someone adorable/cute that you admire <3

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

schmookus pookus by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

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Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

Schmoitus by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

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