Schmoitus
A taint massage.
Words you can keep
schoolitus
The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.
schoolitus by a dark September 28, 2005
Related Words
Schmoitus • The Schmoits • Schmookus Pookus • schmoids • schmoogus • schmorkus • schmouse • schoolitus • SCOITUS • shmoits
schmookus pookus
schmookus pookus by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022
The Schmorgusboard Argument
When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
The Schmorgusboard Argument by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
schmoids
A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.
I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.
schmoids by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008
The Schmoits
Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.
First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
The Schmoits by jcole September 27, 2009
schmoogus
A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.
The perfect partner.
A soulmate.
Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.
The perfect partner.
A soulmate.
Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.
schmoogus by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026