When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

The Schmorgusboard Argument by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

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schmoids

A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.

I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.

schmoids by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008

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The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

The Schmoits by jcole September 27, 2009

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schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.

"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"

schmoogus by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007

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