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Definitions by DwightUrban

crisis vampire 

A person stimulated by a medical crisis to be overly concerned and nosy, requiring reassurances and time and energy you don't have as to your outcome that no one can answer.
I didn't hear from them for months and when i got sick, they started calling and messaging all the time with their cloying need for comfort and curiosity as to what the "real story" about my disease was. My illness gave them energy: crisis vampires!!!
crisis vampire by DwightUrban September 3, 2020

mingy comumbus 

Shamus observed " 'Ere, now, isn't this a fine mingy comumbus" after falling into the spilled cart of rotting swine intestines.
mingy comumbus by DwightUrban November 23, 2011

Sartirical 

To dress in a satiric way, using humorous or absurd accessories to lighten a grave situation. It is a portmanteau of the words 'sartorial' and 'satirical.'
Bill lightened the mood in the emergency department by wearing pink polkadot socks with his blood-stained scrubs. He called it being sartirical.
Sartirical by DwightUrban November 10, 2011
1: A condom broken during intercourse. "A 'buster'."

1: An unplanned child caused by a broken condom: "A 'buster'."

2: An epithet offensively suggesting a person is an unwanted person.

This is old usage - from the 1950's. like when i was born… hmmmm.
"Hey, buster, you wanna move your car?"

"Jenni and i got a buster last night."
Buster by DwightUrban March 15, 2009

Basecamp 

Outdoorsy combative homosexual fun while camping.
Inspired by Brokeback Mountain: When Ennis and Jack wrestled, fought and made love in the tent, that was Basecamping.
Basecamp by DwightUrban March 10, 2009

Introsuction 

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.
"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"
Introsuction by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

Schmeckus 

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)
"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."
Schmeckus by DwightUrban December 27, 2008