schmorgin

When you're too smart that your say nerd stuff during sex

I was schmorgin with Layla last night in bed..."

by WarPrimus773 December 26, 2023

Schmoovin'

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.

Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmoovin

Schmoovin (SHH-moo-vehn); When one is being clean with it, also known as "so with the shits".

"Yo! Look at that man on the dance floor, he schmoovin!"

"Bro I'm fuckin' godly at SSBU, my Terry is schmoovin."

by LegendJx November 10, 2020

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005