Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

Schmoozeball

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010

schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025