schmoozle

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.

Rylan is a schmoozle.

by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

schmoozle

To schmoozle is to cuddle in a spoon-like fashion. Perhaps similar to canoodling.

I schmoozled the pook, while singing the schwee

by peppy5 October 21, 2007

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

by nydellis October 15, 2025

Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

scamboozle

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

by Shamezinator April 20, 2011