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schmoozel

the roll of fat on the inside of your knee, often being personified as crotchety Frenchmen.
Whoa! I can totally see her schmoozels in the that skirt!

That guy told me his schmoozels were named Jacques and Guillaume.
by Jeffatha February 28, 2009
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schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
by Shamezinator April 20, 2011
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schmoozola

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).
"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."
by DMT 32 December 2, 2009
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schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
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schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want
My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.
by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016
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