1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a
bit cooler than everyone, has more
stuff than you, is better in every way.
2. verb - Doing something a little
beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She'
s not as
hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's
car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat,
Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."