schmitney
schmitney by thereelist January 4, 2015
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schmitke
Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
schmitke by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016
schmoney
schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017
Shitney Spears
When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.
Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.
Shitney Spears by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008
Schmitty
1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.
2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006
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