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When your on the can and a loved one give you a hickey, resulting in a schmickey
Person 1: I’m taking a shit get out
Person 2: Time for a schmickey then!
Schmickey by sigmagoon145 August 9, 2026
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Trey Schmickey 

Any mixed drink
Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see
Trey Schmickey by spf004 February 14, 2021

SackMickey 

From the Irish colloquialisms 'Sack' meaning scrotum and 'Mickey' meaning penis, SackMickey refers to a gentleman who has a bigger sack than mickey because of his tiny penis. This usually gives the appearance of a baby carrot resting on a large pair of wrinkly red kiwis.
Paddy: "I saw John's flute last night at the gym.
Sean: "Oh yeah? How was that?
Paddy: "Not great, full SackMickey on him"
Sean: "Jaysus, poor John"
SackMickey by YoungPepe November 1, 2015

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007
I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.
schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008

schmecky schmecky 

schmecky schmecky by bus840kev June 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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