schmitke

Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls

Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke

schmitke by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016

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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

Schmitzed by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

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Schmidtke

Schmidtke is a surname originating in Germany which originally meant "blacksmith", but in Australia has taken on a meaning of "that kid at your school who is always gonna be there for his fam. He would take bullets for each and every one of his squad, and they mean the world to him. He is tall and sexy as hell"

Girl 1: Dayum, that Schmidtke kid lookin sexy today! Kinda wanna get with him, but my boyfriend gets kinda jealous
Girl 2: its okay, gurrl, he knew when you got together that Schmidtke was a risk, but Schmidtke would protecc you if you need protection from a jelly boyfriend. Just get in his bed tonight!

Schmidtke by KahootKing777 August 27, 2020

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Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

Schmitten by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

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Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

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schmitney

Girls that are bitchy and keep you from obtaining your life dreams

"Man that girls such a schmitney"

schmitney by thereelist January 4, 2015

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