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Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls

Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke

schmitke by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016

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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Related Words

schmitke • Schmitten • schmicker • schmidtke • Schmickel • schmicket • schmike • schmikkel • Schmilkers wishing well • Schminker

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

Schmitzed by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

Schmidtke

Schmidtke is a surname originating in Germany which originally meant "blacksmith", but in Australia has taken on a meaning of "that kid at your school who is always gonna be there for his fam. He would take bullets for each and every one of his squad, and they mean the world to him. He is tall and sexy as hell"

Girl 1: Dayum, that Schmidtke kid lookin sexy today! Kinda wanna get with him, but my boyfriend gets kinda jealous
Girl 2: its okay, gurrl, he knew when you got together that Schmidtke was a risk, but Schmidtke would protecc you if you need protection from a jelly boyfriend. Just get in his bed tonight!

Schmidtke by KahootKing777 August 27, 2020

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

Schmitten by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

schmitney

Girls that are bitchy and keep you from obtaining your life dreams

"Man that girls such a schmitney"

schmitney by thereelist January 4, 2015

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026