schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

schmigginzed by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

schmigginized 

to be retardly drunk as shit and dumb as fuck

“Dude what did you drink tonight?”
“Idk but im totally schmigginized”

schmigginized by schmiggins11 October 15, 2023

Shmigginized 

When one is v hammered. Or In other words lost in the sauce.

Oh my god John was so shmigginized last night.

I am gonna get so shmigginized tonight I’m gonna rip a tree out of the ground.

Shmigginized by notacommunistnamedkonrad May 24, 2023