1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost
brother and
shed blood in his
name, attacked said
brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."
2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping
one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."