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A euphemism for the act of thrusting during sex...
I could really do with a good Badoinking right now.

I Badoinked her really good last night.
Badoink by tj289 May 23, 2014
Words you can keep
a sound effect I make when a ball hits a ground🤠🐥
*ball hits ground “badoink
badoink by squirtleemcfurtle May 21, 2019
1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost brother and shed blood in his name, attacked said brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."

2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."
I don't know that guy anymore. He badoinked all over the place.
Badoink by Golden Circle May 24, 2012
similar to a “one tap” in valorant of which one bullet is used to headshot and kill a opposing player. badoink is when the raze satchels are used in a “BA BA” motion and making a clean one tap known as a “doink” once you land or even in the air. in simple terms badoink is a one tap maneuver used by raze typically at the start of rounds.
hey man, in your clip you badoinked him that was crazy
Badoink by clayclayclay December 4, 2022
The term used for when a police chief is murdered because his idiot friend was chasing robot coochie.
"wow, did you hear about that guy who died?"
"yeah, I heard it was a badoink."
Badoink by yeet7890 September 29, 2019

Oink Badoink 

Characterized by one who hosts Unsucessful Minecraft Events on Minehut, a free hosting server network on Minecraft. An Oink Badoink's favorite word is "fr". These people have a god complex and thirst for a media rank on Minehut. Oink Badoinks also ask for money from other YouTubers richer than themselves who also host Minecraft Events.
Person 1: "I can't believe he would ask Elon Musk to fund his new hair-brained idea!"
Person 2: "He is such an Oink Badoink."
Oink Badoink by vWill March 4, 2023

Badonkadonk 

Keep your eyes on my badonkadonk-donk
Badonkadonk by Mrmacho May 13, 2017
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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