1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost brother and shed blood in his name, attacked said brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."
2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."
similar to a “one tap” in valorant of which one bullet is used to headshot and kill a opposing player. badoink is when the raze satchels are used in a “BA BA” motion and making a clean one tap known as a “doink” once you land or even in the air. in simple terms badoink is a one tap maneuver used by raze typically at the start of rounds.
Characterized by one who hosts Unsucessful Minecraft Events on Minehut, a free hosting server network on Minecraft. An Oink Badoink's favorite word is "fr". These people have a god complex and thirst for a media rank on Minehut. Oink Badoinks also ask for money from other YouTubers richer than themselves who also host Minecraft Events.
Person 1: "I can't believe he would ask Elon Musk to fund his new hair-brained idea!"
Person 2: "He is such an Oink Badoink."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*