1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost brother and shed blood in his name, attacked said brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."

2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."

I don't know that guy anymore. He badoinked all over the place.

Badoink by Golden Circle May 24, 2012

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similar to a “one tap” in valorant of which one bullet is used to headshot and kill a opposing player. badoink is when the raze satchels are used in a “BA BA” motion and making a clean one tap known as a “doink” once you land or even in the air. in simple terms badoink is a one tap maneuver used by raze typically at the start of rounds.

“hey man, in your clip you badoinked him that was crazy”

Badoink by clayclayclay December 4, 2022

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The term used for when a police chief is murdered because his idiot friend was chasing robot coochie.

"wow, did you hear about that guy who died?"
"yeah, I heard it was a badoink."

Badoink by yeet7890 September 29, 2019

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Characterized by one who hosts Unsucessful Minecraft Events on Minehut, a free hosting server network on Minecraft. An Oink Badoink's favorite word is "fr". These people have a god complex and thirst for a media rank on Minehut. Oink Badoinks also ask for money from other YouTubers richer than themselves who also host Minecraft Events.

Person 1: "I can't believe he would ask Elon Musk to fund his new hair-brained idea!"
Person 2: "He is such an Oink Badoink."

Oink Badoink by vWill March 4, 2023