schmezeles 

o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc.

Schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!

schmezeles by maddie.pierce October 31, 2007

SCHMEEESCH! 

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.

"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.

SCHMEEESCH! by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

Schmegele by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

schmezzle tep 

a nigga in 2k who was poop

when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”

schmezzle tep by kingthothoe July 22, 2020

schmebbles 

n. The motion or distortion of physical phenomenae including walls, objects, and people as a result of taking hallucenogenic substances.

v. to be distorted as a result of the consumption of hallucenogens by the seer.

n. holy crap guys look at all the schmebbles on this tree.

v. wow that tree is totally schmebbling.

schmebbles by NRob May 15, 2006

Schmekels 

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

Schmekels by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

schmekeled 

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

schmekeled by Mardock June 6, 2011