schmere 

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

schmere by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

schmere 

This word can be used in 3 different ways:
1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever

1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."

schmere by Evan Chandler September 17, 2002

schmere 

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

schmere by pseudonym April 4, 2004

Sideways Schmere 

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

Sideways Schmere by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

doo doo schmere 

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

doo doo schmere by king poopie February 10, 2007

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

corey scherer 

Corey Scherer is a YouTuber. He is so funny and amazing in general. He lives in a house with Colby Brock, Jake Weber, Sam Golbach Aaron Doh and his girlfriend Devyn Lundy. Was in a YouTube channel called TFIL with Elton Castee, Colby Brock and Sam Golbach. Corey is also a professional dancer

Corey Scherer is the most hilarious person in the world

corey scherer by The XPLR fan January 18, 2019