schmerb

it is slang for weed or marijuana

"yo D got any schmerb"?
"yeah J my Schmerbals are chronic"

by zachcraft206 October 27, 2006

Schmerb

One with poor self-awareness that they are indeed the joke—usually from behaving in a foolish, douchebaggerish way absent of any clue that they are a moment away from an invite as Guest of Honor for a dinner solely for schmucks tool strapper

Did you see Mike making that lame argument thinking he was clever? Whatta Schmerb!

by Daisy4853 January 31, 2020