Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.
by KRmd November 21, 2017
Johnny sat down, pulled out his phone, took a picture of his dong , and began archisexting. He liked golfing with the guys, but not as much as much as he liked the thought of Lloyd Wright's stained glass and pussy.
by KRmd November 17, 2017
I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.
by KRmd January 17, 2017
RPE: "That Karl Jan guy seems nice."
TL: "Super cool guy. Just like his brother, but take away the asshole factor."
TL: "Super cool guy. Just like his brother, but take away the asshole factor."
by KRmd November 17, 2017
I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.
by KRmd May 04, 2020
1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari
1 camel crush cigarette.
Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel
Light the camel
Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari
1 camel crush cigarette.
Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel
Light the camel
Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds
The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.
by KRmd January 04, 2023