schmektic

when something or a situation is half schmick and half hectic

that party was the micky mouse it was SCHMEKTIC

by BALCONY BAR CREW December 14, 2010

Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

schmekter

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

Schmegmicheese

The loose skin that folds over the penis.

I bet that old guy has alot of schmegmicheese.

by Will lard June 25, 2005

schmeicheled

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Schmekin The Be Be

A catchy phrase to describe ones emotions during every day life, when you just have nothing else to say, or even when you have a lot to say. It's a feel good way to say anything.

This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.

When you are feeling down and out, and you want to scream and shout, Schmekin The Be Be.

If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.

Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.

Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.

However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.

by Ms. Schmeckle December 9, 2009