schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

Schecter 

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

Schecter by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schecter 

Company that makes aweseome yet underated guitars. Also the brand used by synyster gates and zacky vengeance of the popular band avenged sevenfold.

Me: Aw, i found this awesome guitar!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Schecter!
Friend: A what?!
Me: The guitar brand that Syn uses! Schecter!

schecter by seizetheday610 May 19, 2006

Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018

Jenny Schecter 

A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.

Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.

Jenny Schecter by shrimppleaser April 1, 2009

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003