schmeatcicle Share definition Flag When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass "You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!" schmeatcicle by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the schmeatcicle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
