Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

schmeatcicle

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass

"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"

by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022