Schmeicia 

A moody bitch don’t chat to her x

Bloody hell Schmeicia’s so moody she told me to fuck off earlier x

Schmeicia by An8nym8us❤️ April 26, 2020

Schmeicia 

A moody bitch x
Nicknames shaz but it’s fucking stupid x

Schmeicia told me to sod off earlier might go bang her in the face x

Schmeicia by An8nym8us❤️ April 26, 2020

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Schweickart Special  

A blow job received from a self-specialized sophomore at OU; the best experience of my life.

Hey, that Schweickart special Sammy got the other night on the John sounded horrific.

Schweickart Special by Brutus Buckeye October 16, 2007

Schmeickle

A word to describe wonder and amazement. However can also be used as a general noun ie, name or object whos name cannot be remembered.

Have you seen Tia? She look's awesome.
Wow.... She's yeah pretty schmeickle!

His schmeickle was enormous!

Schmeickle by BillyG1981 August 14, 2012

schmectagon 

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

schmectagon by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013