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Schmeicia 

A moody bitch x
Nicknames shaz but it’s fucking stupid x
Schmeicia told me to sod off earlier might go bang her in the face x
Schmeicia by An8nym8us❤️ April 26, 2020

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.
Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that
Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"
You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."
schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Schweickart Special  

A blow job received from a self-specialized sophomore at OU; the best experience of my life.
Hey, that Schweickart special Sammy got the other night on the John sounded horrific.

Schmeickle

A word to describe wonder and amazement. However can also be used as a general noun ie, name or object whos name cannot be remembered.
Have you seen Tia? She look's awesome.
Wow.... She's yeah pretty schmeickle!

His schmeickle was enormous!
Schmeickle by BillyG1981 August 14, 2012

schmectagon 

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?
schmectagon by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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