schmeik

To smoke a lot of dank OG like a real OG, chya feel? Shmeik = smoke dank weed.

Him: "Hey you wanna schmeik?"
Her: "Only if we shmeik and then skeet"
Him: ????

by OG_Krypton November 14, 2018

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.

Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.

by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

Schweiky

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.

At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.

by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015