schmegmata
1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.
schmegmata by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022
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schmegma lips
(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush
The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
schmegman american
Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
schmegman american by YATYAS April 30, 2011
schmegma cheese
Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
schmegma cheese by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
schmegma blaster
schmegma blaster by Bob February 13, 2004
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