schmegatron 

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma

Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron

schmegatron by mamjay August 17, 2016

smegatron 

A word used to describe a large grumpy lazy twat. Does nothing but accumulate a thick layer of strong scented smeg.

OI Steve stop being a Smegatron a give us a hand.

smegatron by sm3gatr0n February 8, 2022

Schmegmatronic 

The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.

Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic

Schmegmatronic by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022

smegatron 

Someone who attracts alot of 'smeg' or 'resin' to the mouth-piece of a bong.

"Rick is the full smegatron, alwayz getting resin on his lips and shit form smoking out of a bong."

smegatron by Diego September 9, 2003

schmigaton 

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

schmigaton by carbonboffin July 8, 2018

Schenatron 

A human who whishes to be a robot, walks in a mechanical way- as if hes doing the robot. Never shows emotions and has a very bitchy attitude.

Tom:Dude stop being such a schenatron! and feel up ur girl.
David:'F' u im not into that sort of thing

Schenatron by Robotron March 7, 2007

sexmegatron 

when you smoke a phat doink with your ass

aye, you wanna go to my pad and have a sexmegatron

sexmegatron by penismaster23 March 6, 2018