38 definitions by antonio

X-ti

a cocksucker that thinks he looks like a model but really likes having jagged objects thrust in his anus while watching old Hercules cartoons in his mothers basement.

"Look at the X-ti over there"

by antonio December 23, 2004

I'm game

1.) Being Game
2.)Game- a state of readiness, or a status of sexual attraction

Ex. 1.) "I tell you what, Sharad got more game than us man."
-"It's because he's a damn trashman, nigga."
Ex. 2.) "You ready to get pwned in Halo?"
-"I'm game, ho"

by antonio April 21, 2004

Bakersfield

The Hell(boredom)hole KoRn hailed from

In Bakersfield if you were not a jock, then you're screwed with boredom!

by antonio March 20, 2004

treatment

when unseen forces take away an easy goal.

damn she got the treatment on that deal.

by antonio March 24, 2005

schmegma

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

by antonio June 27, 2004

ass milk

n.) The product of successful butt sex, usually tied to homosexual intercourse.

"I'm hot, lets go make ass milk."

*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.

by antonio April 21, 2004

Chariots of Fire

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

by antonio January 16, 2005