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Schmeed

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.
I'm so schmeed...
by JakeHerman August 15, 2011
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Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do
by Sadnradd June 24, 2022
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Schmeed

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.
Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!
by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020
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