Schmeed 

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

Schmeed by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

Schmeed 

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

Schmeed by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmeed 

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

Schmeed by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

Schmedlap by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016