The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.
“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”
“Yeah what happened?”
“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”
“Yeah what happened?”
“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”
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when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008
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"You're such a schmaggler."
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the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
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