Schmango
Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.
Schmango by codesandkeys March 9, 2011
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SCHMANGO
An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.
SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
SCHMANGO by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011
Related Words
Schmango • schmang • Schmangle • shmango • schmangled • schmaggot • Schmagoogle • Schmanging • schmang twang bang • schmangy
Shmango
Child: I want to name my dog shmango!
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)
Shmango by Imhornyforhalloween July 20, 2017
schmagooly
schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008
Schmang
1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.
2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang
3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang
3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
schmagooster
schmagooster by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008
schwango
schwango by the greggles February 25, 2010
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