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SCHMANGO 

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.
SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
Child: I want to name my dog shmango!
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)
Shmango by Imhornyforhalloween July 20, 2017

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.
That guy is such a schmagooly.
schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008
1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
Schmang by Ellis P June 18, 2011

schmagooster 

Did you see what he did? Wow, that kid is such a schmagooster!
schmagooster by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008

schwango 

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."
schwango by the greggles February 25, 2010