Schmado 

The nickname for a retard.

Schmado failed his biology final. NERD

Schmado by oi_crispy June 21, 2021

shmadonka

The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.

User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka

shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

schpadoinkle 

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.

John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.

schpadoinkle by Schpadoinkle 1954 Fan October 16, 2008

Schpadooder 

A parking spot

I have a best parking karma. Look, there’s a schpadooder!

Schpadooder by Harboc September 4, 2019

schadomized 

a general term used to define, in a work environment, the act of your superior or owner of a company verbally abusing a person or team for a mistake or *perceived mistake*. Sometimes confused with the act of 'getting steined'.

The client fired us so I got called into the big office and was schadomized for my mistakes. or The boss yelled at me today and reminded me over and over how poor of an employee I am, I got schadomized like never before.

schadomized by Not R&R July 18, 2006

schmako 

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

schmako by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

Schmadge 

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

Schmadge by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005