A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!