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It's like saying dumb to someone that you hate so much
You're very schlubi!
schlubi by anonymous May 21, 2021
Words you can keep
A loveable and endearing title assigned to one's brother-in-law.
Hey Iz, it's me Schlubi, have you seen that new gorgeous establishment up on Broadway?
Schlubi by Schlubi123 October 28, 2021
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Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlubbatuchus 

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.
A trashy person, loser, or drip
"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.
schlub by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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