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schlutie 

An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.
Julie was a schlutie.
schlutie by Goose4 April 15, 2008
Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.
Schlubie by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

Schlutesed 

A word that just goes with anything
Mate I am completely Schlutesed
Schlutesed by Johnnygeralds January 19, 2020
A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"
schluter by Jake March 25, 2005

schluttenhofer 

A German Nazi. He burns Jews and knows how to work on Gas Chambers
Schluttenhofer can work on your gas chambers if you need him to.
schluttenhofer by Meganegro26 October 5, 2019

slided schlukies 

Slided schlukies is a group of dudes from Danmark, offen seen partying or hitting on trusseskubberne.
Dude, did you hear about the slided schlukies, they are the coolest group of pussy slayers on earth.
slided schlukies by LenetteSlayer43 November 29, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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