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Schlubbatuchus 

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009

schlubbing 

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.
Russell always is schlubbing around at work.
schlubbing by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

schlumbohm 

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid
My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.
schlumbohm by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.
I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.
schlubbard by perpendicular November 28, 2013

Schlubby 

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.
I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!
Schlubby by WhatIrony February 5, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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